Dusty Dean
Dusty Dean
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BITCADET CEO
Portland, Oregon, United States
Hey, I'm Dusty Dean. You might know me as... actually, you probably don't know me at all. But if you've ever impulse-bought a steel building at 2 AM online, I might be partially responsible for that life choice.
Like most kids, I started coding at eight. OK, not most kids – just the ones whose idea of a wild Saturday afternoon was debugging BASIC while everyone else was playing outside. By thirteen, I was selling computers to people who probably assumed they were buying from someone with a driver's license. Their optimism was admirable.
Fast forward through a montage of increasingly caffeinated years, and I founded BITCADET, which sounds like a robot superhero but is actually a digital agency. We've helped generate over $1.2 billion in revenue for our clients, which is basically like printing money, except legal and involving significantly more spreadsheets.
Along the way, I helped take a steel structure company from $5M to $100M in revenue. Though if you're wondering whether that means I can build you a shed – absolutely not. I once assembled an IKEA chair and my family still talks about it at holidays. Not in a good way.
These days, I lead a team of digital wizards who turn online shopping carts into gold mines. It's like alchemy, but with more JavaScript and slightly fewer explosions. We've worked with some of the biggest brands in the world, who, for some reason, trust a guy who still occasionally forgets to unmute himself on Zoom calls.
Want to know more about e-commerce, technology, or how to turn your childhood computer obsession into a legitimate career? Stick around. Just remember – this is coming from someone whose greatest life hack was writing a script to automatically order pizza when his code compiles.
Like most kids, I started coding at eight. OK, not most kids – just the ones whose idea of a wild Saturday afternoon was debugging BASIC while everyone else was playing outside. By thirteen, I was selling computers to people who probably assumed they were buying from someone with a driver's license. Their optimism was admirable.
Fast forward through a montage of increasingly caffeinated years, and I founded BITCADET, which sounds like a robot superhero but is actually a digital agency. We've helped generate over $1.2 billion in revenue for our clients, which is basically like printing money, except legal and involving significantly more spreadsheets.
Along the way, I helped take a steel structure company from $5M to $100M in revenue. Though if you're wondering whether that means I can build you a shed – absolutely not. I once assembled an IKEA chair and my family still talks about it at holidays. Not in a good way.
These days, I lead a team of digital wizards who turn online shopping carts into gold mines. It's like alchemy, but with more JavaScript and slightly fewer explosions. We've worked with some of the biggest brands in the world, who, for some reason, trust a guy who still occasionally forgets to unmute himself on Zoom calls.
Want to know more about e-commerce, technology, or how to turn your childhood computer obsession into a legitimate career? Stick around. Just remember – this is coming from someone whose greatest life hack was writing a script to automatically order pizza when his code compiles.
